Rob and Mob Glossary

Our Crew

The EP: Mob's wife Assistant EP: Mob's Daughter OTOTRAMS: Official Toddler of the Rob and Mob Show: See Asst. EP Anakin: Haves' Dad Shoe Woman, Imelda: Haves' Mom D.Have, D: Rob's Brother Darrell Old People: Haves' Grandma Dr .K.I.A (Know It All): Robs' Aunt Marilyn Stray: David Strayer Mini Stray: David's son Jeffrey Maverick, Mav: Greg Boring (Robs' best friend) Marshall: Aaron Marshall Spoon, TB: senior Contributor Terry Brown Law School: Matt Clayton (our future agent?) Mini Matt: Matt's son Mattison Senator Piatt: Charles Piatt (friend of the Show) The Wife: Greg's Wife Marita Emperor Mixamus: John Mixa (Official Bartender of the Show) Sheena McNabb: Backup Bartender Sheena Jacobs E: Evan "Got Six" Toney ( KA 5 Staff God) Big, Big Shawn, Schill: Shawn Schiller (Manager: KA 5) Big Al: Al Edmondson (Official hairstylist of Rob) Big Game Jermaine: Jermaine Hester Mrs. Mob or Mom Mob: Jeremy's Mom And of course... Have, Uncle Rob Number 2 son: Rob The Lynchmob: Lynch family McKenna's Dad: Jeremy Kaplan: Jason Kaplan (Official Show Kitchen Staffer)

Random phrases

Ass: team, player, school … that is not good
Kwame Brown: NBA breakout performance by a scrub
Pants, Pantalones: see ass
Really?: Mob exclaimation for anything that’s bullshit or stupid
...Or is that just me?: Rob exclaimation for a situation that is one of a kind
Nine: Dallas Cowboys starting QB
Soldier: Kellen Winslow II
Tommy Two Gloves: Kurt Warner
K, Rat: Mike Kryzewski
The Vest: Jim Tressel
Domers: Fans and players of UND
The Thads: OSU Mens Hoop squad
Huggy Bears: WVU Mens Hoop team

Big Ten Football Teams

G.I. Jim Ohio State coach....nice camouflage gear Tress
The Vests: Ohio State
Wisky: Wisconsin
Mildcats: Northwestern
State Penn: Penn State
Hoocares: Indiana
PurDon't, PurWho: Purdue
Children of the Corn: Iowa
TSUN: UM
The TSUN Lites, The Lites: Michigan State
The Zooks: Illinois
Goldys: Minny

Other NCAA Football

Corncobs: Nebraska
Univ. Of Spoiled Children, Sweater Girls: USC
Spurriers: South Carolina
Butchies: UNC
Satans: Alabama
Urban Assault Unit: Florida Randy Shannons: Miami (FL)
Bowdens, Free shoes U: Florida State
don Pitinos: Louisville Hoops
Phogs: KU

NFL glossary

NFC East

Washington: The Foreskins, The Deadskins, Snyders
Dallas: The Jerry Joneses
Philadelphia: The Cheesesteaks
NY Giants: The Coughlins, The Maras

NFC North

Minnesota: The All Days
Chicago: The Halases, The Soldier Fields
Green Bay: Lambeaus
Detroit: Cowardlies, The Unperfects

NFC South

Tampa Bay: The Cover 2s
Atlanta: The Dirty Dirtys
Carolina: The Delhommes
New Orleans: The Big Easys

NFC West

Arizona: The Fitzgeralds, The 2Gloves
San Fran: The Singletarys
StL: The Gateway Arches
Seattle: The Largents

AFC North

Cleveland: The Poopy Diapers, The 216s, Manginis
Cincinnati: The Carson Palmers
Baltimore: The Crabcakes
Pittsburgh: The Sixes

AFC East

NE: The Belicheats
NY Jets: The Rexs
Buffalo: Toronto
Miami: The SoBes, Tuna Melts

AFC South

Indy: The Peytons
Jacksonville: The MJDS, The Del Rios
Houston: The Andre Johnsons
Tennessee: The Jeff Fishers

AFC West

Denver: The Elways, Los Seite magnificos
SD: The 619s
KC: The 816s, The Whitlocks
Oakland: The 510s, The Jumpsuits, The Overhead Projectors

NBA Glossary

David Corleone: Stern

Eastern Conference

Cleveland: LeBrons
Boston: Truths, 617s, 17s
Orlando: Hedgehogs, Small Worlds
Atlanta: Ludas, ‘Niques
Miami: Wades, Flashes
Detroit: ‘Sheeds, 313s
Philly: Cheese Steak Ballers, AIs
Chicago: Del Negros, D.Roses
Milwaukee: Redd Men
NJ: Jay-Zs, Brooklyn
Charlotte: Larry Browns
Indiana: 317s
NY: Lex Luthers, Kryptonite
Toronto: Chris Boshes
Washington: Agent 0s, Beltways

Western Conference

LA Lakers: Kobes, Mambas
San Antonio: Tim Duncans, Alamos
Houston: Yaos
Utah: NBA Squad of Latter Day Saints, Deron Williamses
Portland: Brandon Roys
New Orleans: Jazz, CP3s
Denver: George Karls, ‘Melo Fellows
Dallas: Mark Cubans, Dirk Digglers, Brad Davises
Phoenix: Steve Nashes, Big Cacti
Golden State: 510s, Nellys
Minnesota: McHales
Memphis: FedEx’s, Blue Suede’s
LA Clippers: Losers, NBA Baller Protection Program
Sacramento: Queens